The Kingdom of The Cascadian Antarctic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Leader Wayne King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.902 billion Cascadian Antarcticans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Grosvenor. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian Antarctic economy, worth 464 trillion krónas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,984 krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cascadian Antarctic's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Cascadian Antarctic is ranked 76,560^th in the world and 104^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 387.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.